Gaslighting
Don’t you love how they ask you what you want to drink when you go into the hairdresser now? People also divulge many secrets while being shampooed, cut, dried and dyed.
“How’s picky Paul?” one woman asks , filing a nail.
“Oh, he’s driving me so insane, I’ve resorted to Gaslighting,” replied the woman waiting with a towel on her head.
“Do tell.”
“He’s obsessed with expiration dates. I swear he sets an alarm for each item. I told him the first few days are fine. They’re just CYA, but you know, he can’t believe anything I say.”
“What the Sam Hill is Gaslighting?”
“Gaslighting? Didn’t you ever see that old black-and-white movie with Ingrid Bergman and Charles Boyer? An opera singer’s hisband tries to make her think she’s going crazy. He uses gas lamps to accomplish his evil plan. I’ve started with the dairy.”
“How do you ‘gaslight’ with milk?”
“I pour the day-old part into next week’s container.”