Every year this tree produces more apples than the deer and we can eat. How?

The cheater was our professor.

It’s alright if we start again everyday. I can be your memory.

Defensive behavior buys them more chances to proliferate. Why not hide out while the barrage of negative environment batters from without? Eventually, the positivity will prevail.

What you fail to recognize is brake frugality. Up here, we gear down.

A : “Are you good at crying silent? Can you do it without being detected? There are so many methods. What’s your favorite?

Who says you can’t start over at fifty?

Standing here next to death. Inches away from another existence. What if I...?

Just because you’re a cat person, doesn’t mean you wanted the honor.

Tells you there really is something alive approaching.

Seriously? I’m all the way to the a in ‘miscellaneous’ and you won’t fill in the blanks?

She said, “Those are my favorite rainbows because you’re only one of a few to see them before they disappear.”

If you told me when I got up this morning everything I would end up doing today, I would never have gotten out of bed.

Stop looking and you might find something.

All it takes is one flower to announce the procession and, just like that, it’s Spring.

Two tankers are set to collide. Fort Knox is being broken into. Lois is falling off a building, having been pushed by Lex Luthor.

You know the bit. Fill in the blank on the Gump cliche. You never know…

In the immortal words of the ‘oh-so-wise’ Bart Simpson, “the ironing is delicious.”